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Bad King Wenceslas

by The Penis Game

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Fuck that guy king Wenceslas, he tried to touch my wiener
He drove me home from school one day and tried to touch my wiener
I don’t like him anymore, he tried to touch my wiener
I showered to wash off the sin, now I am much cleaner

Communion with the priest at church, he tries to touch my wiener
We shared a bottle of “Christ’s blood”, he tried to touch my wiener
Don’t leave me alone with him, he’ll try to touch my wiener
We called the cops, but they said it’s just a misdemeanor

Spent the night at Grandpa’s place, he tried to touch my wiener
We stayed up late watching TV, he tried to touch my wiener
Old and wrinkly nightmares hence, he tried to touch my wiener
Ever since Grandma has died, Grandpa’s been much meaner

On a Boy Scouts camping trip, I met the new scout leader
It was on the second night he tried to touch my wiener
(he) caught me in my tent alone and tried to touch my wiener
And ironically enough, it happened at Camp Beaver

Remember King Wenceslas who tried to touch my wiener
He drove me home from school that day and tried to touch my wiener
You shouldn’t hang out with that guy, he’ll try to touch your wiener
If you see him come your way watch out for your wiener

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released December 23, 2023

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